TY  - BOOK
AU  - Crouch,Peter
AU  - Fordyce,Tom
TI  - How to be a footballer
SN  - 9781785039782 (pbk.) :
AV  - GV943.2 
PY  - 2019///
CY  - London
PB  - Ebury Press
KW  - Crouch, Peter,
KW  - Soccer players
KW  - Anecdotes
KW  - Soccer
KW  - Sport
N1  - Originally published: 2018
N2  - You become a footballer because you love football. And then you are a footballer, and you're suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all. A world where one team-mate comes to training in a bright red suit with matching top-hat, cane and glasses, without any actual glass in them, and another has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at the train station. Even when their surname is incorporated in the registration plate. So walk with me into the dressing-room, to find out which players refuse to touch a football before a game, to discover why a load of millionaires never have any shower-gel, and to hear what Cristiano Ronaldo says when he looks at himself in the mirror
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